When on the bus, Move to the back...

Don't hang around the front of the bus if you got no reason to. Handicapped, elderly, people with kids and people with bikes should be the only ones at the front of the bus. Anyone else will not only piss the driver off but will cause crowding issues!

On Sunset Blvd.

Man with a new disco ball from the music store tries to get on a bus. Driver sees the medium sized disco ball, looks back and sees the crowded front of the bus.

Driver: You can't bring that on sir. There's no space.

Man with disco ball: I've been waiting a long time. If you open the back I can get in through there.

Driver: I'm sorry, you'll have to wait for the next one.

Man in back: There's space here! Everyone move to the back of the bus!

Driver ignores man, shuts the doors and drives off. This is on a Sunday and the next bus is probably an hour away...

:(