Friday, May 13, 2011

Bum: "Bi*** I got money!"

LA Metro Red Line

Bum: Spare some change?
15 year old kid: I ain't got sh**. Broke.

Bum stares at kid.

Kid: What? How much you wanna bet! I got nothin!

a while later...

Bum: (at kid) What you staring at?
Kid: (Bewildered) What I can't look? I'm just looking around. Let me look alright?
Bum: F***ing punk staring at me.
Kid: Dude. That's why no one gives you any money. 'Cause you disturbing them.
Bum: BI*** I GOT MONEY!!
Kid: Then why you asking everyone for money?!?!? Bi***

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